- Previously on Warehouse 13... 之前喺《13號倉庫》...
- Four regents suffered artifact-related deaths. 四個監管人因為文物而死咗。
- And now a fifth regent. 而家第五個監管人。
- How can my mom be a regent and not have told me? 我阿媽係監管人點解唔話我知？
- Just let me start at the beginning. 等我由頭講起啦。
- Some other time, jane-- 下次先啦，Jane...
A time when the Warehouse isn't under attack 等倉庫冇俾人攻擊嘅時候
And someone isn't trying to kill you. 同埋冇人想殺你嘅時候。
- Artie said you don't torture. - I'm not Artie. - Artie話你唔會用刑。 - 我唔係Artie。
- [gasps] - [吸氣聲]
- I can't let you do this. - 我唔可以俾你咁做。
I drew my gun on Mrs. Frederic, and she fired me. 我攞槍指住Mrs. Frederic，佢炒咗我。
- What? - 咩話？
[erratic breathing, moaning coming from woods] [樹林傳嚟唔規則嘅呼吸同呻吟聲]
- You hear that? - No. - 你聽到冇？ - 冇。
[groaning, rasping in woods] [樹林傳嚟呻吟同喘氣聲]
- Sounds like somebody's in trouble. - 聽落有人出事。
- You want trouble, mister? - 你想要麻煩呀，先生？
Hold that thought, I beg of you. 求吓你，忍住先。
[rasping, moaning continue] [喘氣同呻吟聲繼續]
[man rasping, shivering] [男人喘氣同發抖]
- Hey, you okay? - 喂，你冇事呀？
- [quietly] no. Don't. - [細聲] 唔得。唔好。
- Hello? - 喂？
- Aah! - 呀！
- Oh, my god! Paul? Paul! Paul... - 天啊！Paul？Paul！Paul...
Aah! 呀！
- So you just let my mom walk out-- - 咁你就由得我阿媽走...
- I don't get to make her stay. There is a hierarchy here. - 我冇權留佢喺度。呢度有等級制度。
There's your mother, the regent, Mrs. Frederic, 有你阿媽、監管人、Mrs. Frederic，
There's me, and then there's you. 有我，然後先到你。
[dog snivels] [狗發出鼻音]
Oh, sorry. How rude. 噢，唔好意思。真係冇禮貌。
There's me, there's trailer, and then there's you. 有我、有架拖車，然後先到你。
- Okay, so how do we protect her from walter sykes - 好，咁如果佢唔喺度，
If she's not here? 我哋點保護佢唔俾Walter Sykes傷害？
- Her security has been tripled. She's safe. - 佢嘅保安已經加強咗三倍。佢好安全。
The remati shackle is safe. Remati手銬好安全。
The Warehouse is safe. The world is safe. 倉庫好安全。世界好安全。
The universe is safe. And by the way, 宇宙好安全。順便講句，
No one asked us to help, so I don't think that we-- 冇人叫我哋幫手，所以我唔覺得我哋...
- Regent security has been stretched pretty thin-- - 監管人嘅保安已經好緊張...
- Myka, please! Please, not you, too. - Myka，求吓你！唔好連你都係咁。
Now, I have a situation here that I would like to-- 我而家呢邊有啲情況想...
- Artie, sykes has been planning his revenge - Artie，Sykes已經計劃咗佢嘅復仇
For decades! 幾十年！
He wants the collodi bracelet. We need to go out-- 佢想要Collodi手鏈。我哋要出去...
- The regents are handling it. Let it go. - 監管人處理緊。算啦。
- Walter sykes needs to be brought to justice. - Walter Sykes一定要繩之於法。
- Ah, see, you're not looking for justice. - 睇嚟你唔係要公義。
You're looking for vengeance. 你係要報仇。
- If some psycho tried to off your mother, - 如果有個黐線佬想殺你阿媽，
Wouldn't you want payback? 你唔會想報復咩？
- You never met my mother. - 你未見過我阿媽。
Our job is to do our job. [computer beeps] 我哋嘅工作就係做好本分。 [電腦發出嗶聲]
And, oh, look, we have a ping. So go pack. 噢，睇吓，有任務。去執行李啦。
And you are gonna go to ithaca, new york. 你要去紐約州伊薩卡。
Bye. 拜拜。
- Artie, he does have a point. Right, ithaca. Bye. - Artie，佢講得有道理。係囉，伊薩卡。拜拜。
- Leena-- look at this. - Leena，睇吓呢度。
Someone's actually doing as requested. 終於有人跟指示做嘢。
How is the security-system upgrade going? 保安系統升級進展點樣？
- Down to one last diagnostic. - 剩返最後一個診斷。
Once I run this, we're good to go. 等我執行咗呢個，就搞掂。
- Good. Sykes is looking for weaknesses, - 好。Sykes喺度搵弱點，
Best not to have any. 最好冇任何弱點。
- So is Claudia still upset about steve? - 咁Claudia仲嬲緊Steve嘅事？
- I was hoping that a few days away from this place - 我希望佢離開呢度幾日
Would clear her mind. 可以令佢諗清楚。
- Artie, what happened in atlanta? - Artie，亞特蘭大發生咗咩事？
- Something bad... - 一啲衰嘢...
Between steve and Mrs. Frederic. 喺Steve同Mrs. Frederic之間。
A notice was issued to all government agencies 已經向所有政府機構發出通知
That Jinks was persona non grata. 話Jinks係不受歡迎人物。
They burned his credit rating and his passport. 佢哋取消咗佢嘅信貸評級同護照。
- Oh, my god. - Don't tell Claudia. - 天啊。 - 唔好話俾Claudia知。
- I won't. - 我唔會。
- ♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪ - ♪ 我係你嘅ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪
♪ hello, world, I'm your wild girl ♪ ♪ 你好世界，我係你嘅野女孩 ♪
♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪ ♪ 我係你嘅ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪
♪ cherry bomb, cherry bomb ♪
♪
Okay, thanks. 好，唔該。
- That was awesome. [applause] - 好正。 [掌聲]
- Johnny cash, astrid gilberto, - Johnny Cash、Astrid Gilberto、
And the runaways in the same set. 同埋The Runaways同一組。
- That's my motto. Go eclectic or go home. - 呢個係我嘅格言。要唔係 eclectic 就返屋企。
- Yeah, I like to mix it up on open-mic night. - 係，我鍾意喺開放麥克風之夜搞吓新意思。
Claudia, right? Claudia，係咪？
I'm dwayne maddox. 我係Dwayne Maddox。
- Lead singer/guitarist for dead rent-- - Dead Rent嘅主唱兼結他手...
Great band, terrible name. - So you've seen us. 好樂隊，但個名好差。 - 咁你睇過我哋表演。
- "south dakota's most promising musical export," - 「南達科他州最有前途嘅音樂出口」，
Sayeth the blogs. 啲博客咁講。
- That was before the rhythm guitarist - 呢個係喺節奏結他手
Decided to split. 決定拆夥之前。
He wanted us to be the next black eyed peas. 佢想我哋做下一個Black Eyed Peas。
I wanted to be black flag. Just... 我想做Black Flag。就係...
- Wow. That's a weird coincidence. - 嘩。真係好巧合。
I know exactly what it's like to lose a partner. 我好明白冇咗拍檔係咩感覺。
- I was wondering if you'd like to fill in. - 我想問你願唔願意頂替。
- Okay. Um...Wow. - 好。嗯...嘩。
So when do you-- 咁你幾時...
When do you think you want to jam? 你諗住幾時夾歌？
I mean, my schedule is just a little unpredictable, so... 我嘅時間表有啲難預，所以...
- Well, we rehearse in my garage. - 我哋喺我車房排練。
It's the red house behind the body shop. 係車房後面間紅屋。
Say noon tomorrow? - Yeah, that could work. 聽日中午得唔得？ - 好，應該得。
- All right, see you then. - 好，到時見。
[phone line ringing] [電話線鈴聲]
- Hey, what's up? This is steve. Leave a message. - 喂，咩事？我係Steve。留低訊息啦。
[beep] [嗶聲]
- Damn it, jinksy, call me back. - 頂，Jinksy，打返俾我。
I want to share. 我想分享吓。
- So you and paul were both bitten, - 咁你同Paul都俾嘢咬咗，
But neither of you saw what did it? 但你哋兩個都冇見到係咩咬？
- It was really dark, and it was really fast. - 真係好黑，同埋好快。
Then something got its attention. 然後有啲嘢引開咗佢嘅注意。
I dragged us both into the car and took off. 我拖咗我哋兩個上車就走咗。
- May I? - 可唔可以？
Sorry. 唔好意思。
Thank you. 唔該。
- Myka, do you know what those are? - Myka，你知唔知呢啲係咩？
- Some kind of animal maybe. - 可能係某種動物。
- Human bite marks-- they're human. - 人類咬痕——係人類嘅。
- Vampire or werewolf? - 吸血鬼定係狼人？
- I don't know, but based on the location, I would say-- - 我唔知，但係根據位置，我會話...
Wait a minute, do you really think that-- 等陣，你係咪真係覺得...
- No, I don't think! - 唔係，我唔覺得！
We deal with artifacts, not fairy tales. 我哋處理文物，唔係童話故事。
- A lot of those artifacts come from fairy tales, okay? - 好多文物都係嚟自童話故事㗎，好唔好？
Cinderella's knife, right? Turns people to glass, remember? 灰姑娘嘅刀，係咪？將人變成玻璃，記得嗎？
I'm just saying it's possible. 我只係話有可能。
- Well, I'll believe it when I see it. - 好，我見到先信。
Let's check out lovers lane. 我哋去情人路睇吓。
- Okay, but I only go to third base. - 好，但我只會去到三壘。
- Okay, so amy said paul heard a moaning - 好，Amy話Paul聽到呻吟聲
Coming from that direction. 由嗰邊傳嚟。
I'm gonna go that way. You stay here. 我行嗰邊。你留喺度。
- What? Alone? - 咩話？一個人？
Okay. 好。
- This isn't a horror movie, Pete. - 呢套唔係恐怖片嚟㗎，Pete。
[animal howling] [動物嚎叫]
- Uh, yeah, see, see? Now it's a horror movie. - 呃，係，睇吓，睇吓？而家變咗恐怖片喇。
[whispering] Myka. Myka... [細聲] Myka。Myka...
- What are you doing? - 你做咩呀？
- I was worried about you in here all alone. - 我擔心你一個人喺度。
[man grunting, chewing] [男人發出咕嚕聲同咀嚼聲]
- Wait, wait, wait. Do you hear that? - 等陣，等陣，等陣。你聽到冇？
- Yeah. - 聽到。
[grunting, chewing continues] [咕嚕聲同咀嚼聲繼續]
What in the hell? 搞咩鬼？
- [whispering] why is that man eating a deer? - [細聲] 點解個男人會食緊隻鹿？
- Probably because... - 可能因為...
That man is a zombie. 個男人係喪屍。
[man shouting] - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [男人大叫] - 喂喂喂喂！
Afraid of guns, huh? 驚槍，係咪？
Hold up, zombies aren't afraid of guns. 等陣，喪屍唔會驚槍㗎。
- That's because he's not a zombie. - 因為佢唔係喪屍。
He's probably just been affected by something 佢可能只係俾某樣嘢影響咗
That we know is real-- an artifact. 我哋知道係真嘅嘢——一件文物。
Maybe if we just-- we talk to him... 可能我哋只要...同佢傾吓偈...
- No, no, no, no, no. - 唔得唔得唔得唔得。
No, you don't talk to the living dead. 唔得，你唔會同活死人傾偈㗎。
You either run away really fast, 你要唔係好快咁走佬，
Or you shoot 'em in the head. Pop, pop! 唔係就射佢個頭。砰，砰！
- Sir, I'm Agent Bering. This is Agent Lattimer. - 先生，我係Bering探員。呢位係Lattimer探員。
We're with the secret service. 我哋係特勤局嘅。
Okay, we just want to help you. 好，我哋只係想幫你。
Do you-- do you understand me? 你...你明唔明我講咩？
- [shivering, muttering] - [發抖同喃喃自語]
Aah! 呀！
- Myka! - Myka！
- Cover me. - 掩護我。
- Easy. - 放鬆啲。
- God, he's really cold. - 天，佢真係好凍。
- Yeah, further proof that he's not alive. - 係，進一步證明佢唔係生勾勾。
Careful. Careful. Myka! 小心。小心。Myka！
It only takes one bite. - Will you be quiet? 咬一啖就死。 - 你可唔可以收聲？
Aha. 啊哈。
All right, we have... 好，我哋有...
Kevin monroe, 36 years old. Kevin Monroe，36歲。
Lives here in town at 127 briarwood lane. 住喺鎮上127 Briarwood Lane。
- All right, well, does he have anything - 好，咁佢身上有冇啲
Artifact-y on him? 文物嘅嘢？
- Well, not that I can see. - 我睇唔到有。
Let's get him to a hospital. 送佢去醫院啦。
Artie, will you please tell Pete that the undead do not exist? Artie，你可唔可以同Pete講吓活死人唔存在？
- Don't be ridiculous. - 咪傻啦。
Of course they exist. - Thank you. What? 佢哋當然存在。 - 唔該。咩話？
What? - Told you. 咩話？ - 我話咗你聽。
- Only in the technical sense. - 只係技術上嚟講。
- Ha ha. I told you. - 哈哈。我話咗你聽。
- There are several artifacts known to simulate living death. - 有幾件文物係會模擬活死狀態。
Show me the victim. 俾我睇吓受害者。
Hmm, necrotic dermal discoloration, 嗯，壞死性皮膚變色，
And around his mouth, hyper-stimulation 同埋佢個嘴周圍，唾液腺
Of the salivary glands. 過度刺激。
Off the bat, I'd say he's got two symptoms 初步嚟講，佢有兩個症狀
That are consistent-- 係一致嘅...
- Peas...Elk...Bison! 豆...麋鹿...野牛！
[groans, coughs] [呻吟、咳嗽聲]
- Pete, look in his eyes. Pete，睇佢對眼。
That's not anger. That's--that's fear. 嗰啲唔係憤怒，係...係驚慌。
It kind of sounded like he said, 佢講嘢聽落好似話...
"peas, elk, bison." 「豆、麋鹿、野牛」。
- Yeah, well, at least there's some vegetables in there. 係囉，好過冇，起碼有啲蔬菜喺入面。
- [shivering] [發抖聲]
- Artie, listen, the doctor said that he had frostbite Artie，聽講醫生話佢凍傷咗
On his toes and ears, 腳趾同耳仔，
But ithaca's been in the middle of a heat wave. 但Ithaca最近成個熱浪嚟緊㗎喎。
- Yeah, check out his house. I am on the next flight out. 係，去佢屋企睇下。我搭下一班機飛過去。
And whatever you do, you keep him restrained. 你做咩都好，一定要綁住佢。
Hold down the fort. 守住呢度。
- [groans, whimpers] [呻吟、嗚咽聲]
- [vocalizing scales] [練聲唱音階]
[Farnsworth buzzing] [Farnsworth嘅嗡嗡聲]
I thought I had two days off. 我以為我有兩日假放㗎。
- Leena's busy. I'm getting on a plane. Leena好忙。我而家上機。
I need you to do some research. 我要你做啲資料搜集。
Everything we've got on living-death artifacts. 所有關於生死遺物嘅資料。
- Yeah, Artie, you specifically forbade me-- 係，Artie，你明明禁止過我——
I changed my mind. I'm mercurial. Deal with it. 我改變主意啦。我個人善變㗎。你接受啦。
- Yeah, not exactly the adjective I'd choose right now. 係，呢個形容詞我而家唔會揀嚟用。
[sighs] Come on, steve, pick up the-- [嘆氣] 快啲啦，Steve，聽——
- What, Claudia? 咩事，Claudia？
- Oh, my god. Jinksy! 天啊！Jinksy！
I can't-- wow. I've, um-- 我唔可以——嘩。我，嗯——
I've just been dying to talk to you. 我一直好想同你傾偈。
- Yeah, I could tell from the last 800 messages. 係，我睇得出，由你最後800個訊息就知。
- Okay, it wasn't that many. 好，冇咁多㗎。
- What do you want? 你想點？
- Um, okay, cliffsnotes version-- 嗯，好，長話短說——
I met this really hot musician at open-mic yesterday. 我尋日喺開放麥度識咗個好正嘅音樂人。
Pretty sure he wants me. Pretty sure I want him. 好肯定佢想要我。好肯定我想要佢。
I mean, I know I've only known this guy 我意思係，我知我先識呢個人
Less than 24 hours, but how can you tell? 唔夠24個鐘，但係點樣先分到？
What if he's my one? 如果佢係我嘅真命天子呢？
- Claudia, I can't do this. Claudia，我唔可以做呢啲。
- What? Talk to your b.F.F.E.? 咩話？同你嘅B.F.F.E.傾偈？
- What the hell is a b.F.F.E.? B.F.F.E.係咩嚟㗎？
- Best friend forever and ever. 永遠最好朋友。
- Look, we're not b.F.F.E.S. 聽住，我哋唔係B.F.F.E.。
We were co-workers, and now we're not, 我哋以前係同事，而家唔係，
Which makes us... Nothing. 即係我哋...冇關係。
- Nothing? 冇關係？
Steve, why would you-- Steve，你點解要——
- I can't be any clearer, Claudia. 我講得好清楚㗎啦，Claudia。
Stop calling me. 唔好再打畀我。
Lose my number. 刪咗我個號碼。
- Yeah, steve, no problem. 好，Steve，冇問題。
I'll just forget everything about our awesome friendship 我會忘記晒我哋咁正嘅友誼
If you'll just tell me, 只要你話畀我聽，
Why are you being such a tool? 點解你要咁樣做？
[circus music plays] [馬戲團音樂響起]
♪
Okay... 好...
I'll bite. 我上當啦。
Okay, sallah. 好，Sallah。
Wasn't really the question. 唔係問呢個問題。
She raised her eyebrow at this 佢挑起條眉
And walked on. 然後行開咗。
[knock on door] [敲門聲]
[door creaks] [門吱呀作響]
- Yep. 係。
Oh--oh, god, wow. 噢——噢，天啊，嘩。
Hello from miami beach. 由邁阿密海灘同你打招呼。
- 90 degrees. 90度。
He was obviously freezing. 佢明明凍到死。
Why? 點解？
- You scope out the living room. 你去睇下客廳。
I'm gonna see if I can stand the heat in the kitchen. 我去睇下廚房有冇咁熱。
- Pete, you hear that? Pete，你聽到冇？
[electricity crackling] [電流噼啪聲]
Secret service! Come on out with your hands up! 特勤局！舉手出嚟！
- Locked. - Psst. 鎖咗。 - 喂。
- Hey. Hey, it's okay. 喂。喂，冇事㗎。
It's okay. I'm Myka. 冇事㗎。我係Myka。
Everything's gonna be okay. 一切都會冇事㗎。
- Mykes. - Yeah? Mykes。 - 係？
- Peas, elk, bison. 豆，麋鹿，野牛。
- "please help my son." 「請救我個仔。」
- Hey, Artie. - Hey, listen, do we have-- 喂，Artie。 - 喂，聽住，我哋有冇——
Pete, what are you doing with this-- Pete，你做咩攞住呢個——
- Artie... - Who-- Artie... - 邊個——
- Come here. - Who is this? 過嚟。 - 呢個係邊個？
- Well, this is kevin monroe's son. 呢個係Kevin Monroe個仔。
We found him hiding in the closet. 我哋發現佢匿埋喺衣櫃度。
- Hiding? - Mm. 匿埋？ - 嗯。
- Was he there when his father was affected? 佢爸爸出事嗰陣佢喺度？
Did he-- did he see the artifact? 佢有冇——有冇見到件文物？
- We have no idea. The kid hasn't said a word. 我哋唔知。個細路一句嘢都冇講過。
The only reason we know his name is from a tag on his backpack. 我哋知佢個名只係因為佢書包上有個標籤。
- Artie, this is danny. Danny, Artie. Artie，呢個係Danny。Danny，呢個係Artie。
- Hey. 喂。
How are you...? 你點樣...？
- I'm sure it's not the eyebrows. 我肯定唔係對眼眉嘅問題。
- What do you mean? 你咩意思？
[monitor beeping] [監測器嗶嗶聲]
- Hey, buddy. 喂，細路。
Hey, you know, your dad's just-- 喂，你知唔知，你爸爸只係——
He's just taking a nap. 佢只係瞓緊覺。
I got an idea. 我有個主意。
How about you and me go get a candy bar? 不如我哋一齊去買條朱古力？
- So how is his dad doing? 咁佢爸爸點樣？
- Well, he's sedated for now. 佢而家畀人鎮靜咗。
- Amy and paul, the couple from the woods--any symptoms? Amy同Paul，森林嗰對情侶——有冇病徵？
- Nothing yet, but listen to this. 暫時冇，但係你聽下呢個。
I think whatever affected kevin monroe is spreading. 我諗影響Kevin Monroe嘅嘢正在擴散。
Now, a few minutes ago, campus police at suny-ithaca 幾分鐘前，Ithaca州立大學嘅校園警察
Got this call from the psi phi zeta frat house. 收到Psi Phi Zeta兄弟會嘅電話。
Listen to this. 你聽下。
- Send someone over here now. 即刻派人過嚟。
He's crazy. 佢癲咗。
He ate a squirrel, and he keeps trying to bite me. 佢食咗隻松鼠，仲不停想咬我。
[man snarling] [男人咆哮聲]
- Get the hell away from me! [loud crash] 行開呀！ [大聲碰撞]
- Okay, now, it's a frat house, 好，雖然係兄弟會，
But still, the artifact could be there. 但件文物都有可能喺度。
- But how did kevin monroe come into contact with it? 但Kevin Monroe點樣接觸到佢？
Was he an alumnus or-- - I'm still working on that. 佢係校友定係—— - 我仲查緊。
But right now we just have to contain this thing. 但而家我哋要控制住呢件事。
- Yeah. - Hey. 係。 - 喂。
- Okay, we have to go. I'll explain on the way. 好，我哋要出發。我路上解釋。
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Artie, um... 喂，等等等等。Artie，嗯...
What about danny? - Who? Danny點算？ - 邊個？
- The kid. - Oh, what about him? 個細路。 - 哦，佢點？
- Artie, we--we just found him cowering in a closet by him-- Artie，我哋——我哋啱啱發現佢縮喺衣櫃度——
He can't be left alone. You got to stay with him. 唔可以留低佢一個。你要陪住佢。
- Yeah. - Me? No. 係。 - 我？唔得。
I don't-- I have no idea. 我唔——我完全唔知點做。
- He probably saw something, right? 佢可能見到啲嘢，係咪？
Talk to him. Get him to open up. 同佢傾下計。等佢開口。
- Yeah, show him some of that papa Nielsen charm. 係，畀佢見識下Nielsen爸爸嘅魅力。
- Don't touch me! - Okay. 唔好掂我！ - 好。
- Um, all right, 嗯，好，
Uh, you go check out animal house, and I'll... 你去睇下間兄弟會，我就...
[groans] Cajole. [呻吟] 氹佢。
- Good luck. - Yeah. 祝你好運。 - 係。
- Good game. - Uhh! 好波。 - 啊！
- See what you can find out from the frat boys. 睇下你喺兄弟會啲人度查到啲咩。
I'll make sure the campus gendarmes give us some space. 我會確保校園警察畀啲空間我哋。
- Agent Bering. Somebody fill me in. Bering探員。邊個同我講下發生咩事？
- Fenton wallis, house president. Fenton Wallis，兄弟會會長。
Everyone just calls me wally. 個個都叫我Wally。
- So what happened here? - Moose freaked. 呢度發生咩事？ - Moose癲咗。
- A moose? 一隻麋鹿？
- One of our newbies-- 我哋一個新人——
Came back from a burrito run whining about being cold. 買完墨西哥卷返嚟就不停話凍。
Then he starts eating all the food, 然後佢開始食晒所有嘢，
Then all of a sudden, he just goes psycho, 跟住突然間，佢就變咗癲佬，
Starts trying to bite people. 開始想咬人。
- Did you see him actually bite anyone? 你有冇見到佢真係咬到人？
- Lady, after he took a swipe at me, 小姐，佢扑完我之後，
All I saw was the basement door slam shut. 我只係見到地牢門砰一聲關上。
I think he's still down there tearing through the pantry. 我諗佢仲喺下面翻晒成個食物櫃。
- Hey. - Hey. 喂。 - 喂。
- So we got ten minutes before the boys in blue show up. 我哋仲有十分鐘警察就到。
Let's go find us an artifact. 去搵件文物出嚟。
- Okay. 好。
30 guys under one roof, 30個男人同住一個屋簷下，
And no one takes the time to change a lightbulb. 冇人肯花時間換個燈膽。
- Are you asking me how many frat boys it takes 你係咪問我換個燈膽要
To change a lightbulb? 幾多個兄弟會成員？
Because I would say... - Please don't. 因為我會話... - 唔好。
- Well... 嗯...
Ooh, tacos. 噢，墨西哥卷。
Oh, man, I hope that truck's still out there. 天啊，我希望架貨車仲喺度。
Don't start with me, okay? 唔好惹我，好嗎？
My blood sugar is crashing. 我血糖好低。
[rat squeaking] Oh, jeez! [老鼠吱吱叫] 噢，天啊！
- Ooh! 噢！
- Dude, I hate rats. 老友，我憎老鼠。
[man growling, groaning] [男人咆哮、呻吟聲]
[groans, breathing heavily] [呻吟、喘氣聲]
[rat squeaking] [老鼠吱吱叫]
- Cold... So hungry. 好凍...好肚餓。
Help me. Help me. 救我。救我。
- Moose, listen, it's gonna be okay. Moose，聽住，冇事㗎。
- Aah! 啊！
- Myka! Myka！
Aah! - [gasps] 啊！ - [吸氣聲]
- Are you okay? Huh? - Yeah. Yeah. 你有冇事？嗯？ - 有。有。
- Did he get you? - No, no, I'm fine. 佢有冇咬到你？ - 冇，冇，我冇事。
Let's just, uh--just get him to the hospital. 我哋，嗯——送佢去醫院先。
- Is it safe to come out? 出嚟安全未？
- Aaah! Aah-- 啊！啊——
- Are you okay? - It bit me, mykes. 你有冇事？ - 佢咬咗我，Mykes。
It bit me. 佢咬咗我。
- How long ago was he bitten? - A few minutes ago. 佢幾時被咬？ - 幾分鐘前。
How long before the effects kick in? 幾耐會發作？
- No idea. Amy and paul were bitten hours ago, 唔知。Amy同Paul幾個鐘頭前被咬，
And they're both still asymptomatic. 佢哋兩個都仲冇病徵。
- So it could take anywhere from three minutes to... 所以可能三分鐘到...
- To never happening at all. 到永遠唔發作都有可能。
It depends on the artifact. Do you have any leads? 視乎件文物。你有冇頭緒？
- Uh, no. I'm still working on it. 嗯，冇。我仲查緊。
Work faster! And, Myka, Myka... 查快啲！同埋，Myka，Myka...
If he gets a strange look... Watch yourself. 如果佢眼神唔妥...自己小心。
[Farnsworth zaps off] [Farnsworth關機聲]
Was moose from ithaca? 隻麋鹿係咪嚟自Ithaca㗎？
Was he related to a kevin monroe? 佢同Kevin Monroe有冇關係？
- Wisconsin. His last name's mulder. - 威斯康星州嚟㗎。佢姓Mulder。
- Was kevin monroe ever pledged to this house, - Kevin Monroe以前有冇入過呢間兄弟會，
Say, around 15 years ago? 大概15年前左右？
- We only got chartered last year. - 我哋舊年先攞到牌照咋。
- Myka. - Myka。
Listen, uh... 聽住，呃...
When it happens, I want you to be the one who puts me down. 到嗰陣時，我想你親手解決我。
- Okay. - 好。
- I know it's not gonna be-- wait. Wait. What? - 我知唔會係——等陣。等陣。咩話？
- Two shots to the head, right? Pop, pop. - 頭頂兩槍，啱唔啱？嘭，嘭。
- Mykes... - Everything's gonna be fine. - Mykes... - 一切都會冇事㗎。
Okay? I'll drop you off at the hospital. 好唔好？我車你去醫院。
Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. 等陣，等陣。唔得，唔得，唔得，唔得，唔得。
I'm not just gonna sit around waiting for it to happen. 我唔會就咁坐喺度等佢發生㗎。
Okay? I mean, I'm gonna make sure we find this thing. 好冇？我意思係，我一定會確保我哋搵到呢樣嘢。
[door opens] [門打開]
- [shivering] make it stop. Make it stop. - [發抖] 停咗佢。停咗佢。
[shivering and moaning] [發抖同呻吟]
It's too bright. Oh, my eyes! 太光啦。哎呀，我對眼！
Oh, make it stop. Make it stop. 哎呀，停咗佢。停咗佢。
- Wait. They're sensitive to light. - 等陣。佢哋對光好敏感。
Remember kevin monroe, in the woods? 記唔記得Kevin Monroe喺樹林嗰陣？
He flinched from our flashlights. 佢避開我哋嘅電筒光。
[stomach growls loudly] - Oh, sorry. I'm just-- [肚咕咕聲好大] - 噢，唔好意思。我只係——
I'm freakin' starving. 我肚餓到癲。
- A human flesh kind of starving, - 係人肉嗰種肚餓，
That--that kind of starving or...? 嗰——嗰種肚餓定係...？
- No, like Pete Lattimer starving. - 唔係，係Pete Lattimer嗰種肚餓。
It's just I can't do this on an empty stomach. 只係我空肚做唔到呢啲嘢。
I'm gonna go get a taco. - Really? Now? 我去買個墨西哥卷先。 - 真係？而家？
- hola, amigo.
Uh, una burrito grande especial... 呃，una burrito grande 特製...
por favor, rapido. gracias. Comprende? por favor, rapido. gracias。明唔明？
- Yeah, I get it, gringo. I speak english, bro. - 係，我明，鬼佬。我講英文㗎，兄弟。
- Okay, well, I'm just, you know... - 好，我只係，你知啦...
- Pete. - Yeah. - Pete。 - 係。
- At kevin monroe's house, it was hot, right? - 喺Kevin Monroe間屋嗰陣，好熱，啱唔啱？
It was, like, 90 degrees. - Yeah. 大概90度咁熱。 - 係。
And they said moose was freezing. 而佢哋話隻麋鹿凍到震。
- Right, so I'm thinking that the artifact works in stages. - 啱，所以我諗件古物係分階段運作。
- Well, that's how zombies work, mykes. - 咁，喪屍就係咁運作㗎，Mykes。
You know, there's the blood bite, 你知啦，有血咬，
Sickness, death, rotting. 病，死，腐爛。
And then all you want to do is, like... 然後你淨係想咁樣...
[imitating flesh ripping] [模仿撕肉聲]
- [exaggerated accent] gracias, senor. - [誇張口音] gracias, senor。
seis dolares.
- Pay the man, mykes. - 畀錢佢，Mykes。
- Okay. - 好。
- orale, homes. - orale, 老友。
I'm coming back for seconds. 我等陣返嚟再食。
This is delicious. 好好味。
- Okay, that's, like, 28 bucks you owe me now. - 好，你而家欠我大概28蚊。
- Can I get a special? - 可唔可以要個特製？
[monitor beeping] [監測器響]
- So, danny... - 咁，Danny...
Any interest in cryptography? 對密碼學有冇興趣？
Piano nocturnes? 夜曲鋼琴？
'cause they're--no. 因為佢哋——唔係。
Cold war espionage. 冷戰間諜活動。
Yeah. Ecch. 係。唉。
Um, right. 嗯，好。
I'm gonna go check on your dad. 我去睇吓你老竇。
You stay put. 你留喺度。
- [shivering] - [發抖]
[monitor alarm beeping] [監測器警報響]
What--what's happening? 發生——發生咩事？
- He's going through I.V. Bags - 佢用緊靜脈注射袋，
Almost as fast as I can hang 'em. 幾乎快過我掛上去嘅速度。
If that wasn't weird enough, 如果呢樣嘢唔夠奇怪，
There's no clear sign of infection, 冇明顯嘅感染跡象，
Viral or bacterial. 病毒或者細菌都冇。
- He is ice cold. - 佢凍到冰咁。
- Last reading, body temp was 89 and dropping. - 上次讀數，體溫89度仲喺度跌。
If we don't reverse this, 如果我哋唔逆轉呢個情況，
He's gonna go into organ failure. 佢會器官衰竭。
Excuse me. 唔該。
[monitor beeping] [監測器響]
[banging, rumbling] [撞擊聲，隆隆聲]
- Oh, come on. Again? - 噢，唔係掛。又嚟？
Oh! 噢！
Ow... 哎呀...
No! 唔好！
Oh... 噢...
[Farnsworth buzzing] [Farnsworth響]
Of course. 梗係啦。
Yo. 喂。
- Claudia, did you get the information that I asked you-- - Claudia，你有冇攞到我叫你攞嘅資料——
- Yes! - 有！
What do you thi-- of course! 你覺得——梗係有啦！
Yes! 係！
- Claudia, is everything all right? - Claudia，冇事嘛？
- Just a little temporary, possibly terminal - 只係暫時性，可能致命嘅
Technical difficulties-- all good now. 技術問題——而家冇事啦。
- Claudia...
What is wrong? 有咩唔妥？
- Nothing. Quit worrying, nana. - 冇嘢。唔好咁擔心啦，婆婆。
So, listen, on the shelf, 咁，聽住，喺架上面，
We have the torch of thanatos, marie laveau's crucifix, 我哋有Thanatos火炬，Marie Laveau十字架，
And the bodhidharma's slippers. 同埋Bodhidharma拖鞋。
But unfortunately, that's all I can tell you 但可惜，我只可以話畀你知咁多，
Until this search speeds up. 直到呢個搜尋快啲。
So any new deets? 咁有冇新料？
- Causes extreme metabolic shifts and temperature drops, - 導致極端新陳代謝轉變同體溫下降，
While simultaneously triggering intense carnivorous craving. 同時引發強烈嘅食肉慾望。
- Cravings. Well, I'll cross-ref when I can - 慾望。好，我盡快交叉對照，
To see what pops, 睇吓有咩出嚟，
But the network's been uber-sluggish lately. 但個網絡最近慢到死。
It's weird, actually. I don't know. 其實好奇怪。我唔知點解。
- Well, call me when you get something, - 好，有料到就打畀我，
And then you can resume your r&r. 然後你可以繼續休息。
- Thank you. [Farnsworth zaps off] - 多謝。 [Farnsworth關機]
[alarm ringtone chimes] [鬧鐘鈴聲響]
Yes, Leena? 係，Leena？
Yes, I know someone named dwayne. 係，我識一個叫Dwayne嘅人。
He's where now? 佢而家喺邊？
Dwayne. Dwayne。
- Hey. - 喂。
- You're... - 你...
You're where I live. 你喺我住嘅地方。
- Yeah, I, uh, asked around. - 係，我，呃，周圍問過。
Look, if you're not into joining the band... 喂，如果你唔想加入樂隊...
I mean, that would suck, but--but I get it. 我意思係，咁會好可惜，但——但我明嘅。
And I was just still hoping that we could-- 我只係仲希望我哋可以——
- Not into-- no, wait. What? - 唔想——唔係，等陣。咩話？
- Well, when you blew off rehearsal, I just assumed-- - 咁，你甩咗排練，我以為——
- No, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - 唔係，唔係。噢，唔係，唔係，唔係，唔係，唔係。
That was not rejection. That was me trying to juggle, 嗰個唔係拒絕。係我想兼顧太多，
And I'm all thumbs. 而我手忙腳亂。
So, um, okay, I just have one more little thing 咁，嗯，好，我仲有一件小事
I have to do at work, okay? 要做完先，好冇？
And then I'm all yours. 然後我就完全係你嘅。
I mean to rehearse. - Yeah. 我意思係去排練。 - 係。
- Oh, my god. Let me just go get my guitar, - 天啊。等我攞我支結他，
And then I'll go straight to-- whoa! 然後我直接去——嘩！
- Hey-- - 喂——
[wall switch hissing] - Dwayne! [牆掣嘶嘶聲] - Dwayne！
- I've never had a hot rocker girl - 我從來未試過有個火辣搖滾女仔
Literally throw herself at me before. 真係就咁撲過嚟。
[electricity crackling] [電流聲]
- Look out! - 小心！
- Oh, my god. Are you guys all right? - 天啊。你哋冇事嘛？
- Uh, yeah, yeah. Fine. - 呃，係，係。冇事。
Great, actually. 其實好好。
- Oh, my god. I cannot believe this. - 天啊。我真係唔敢相信。
- Claudia, what's wrong? - I got to get out of here. - Claudia，做咩事？ - 我要離開呢度。
- Claudia, wait. I just-- - Claudia，等陣。我只係——
- You need to stay as far away from me - 你而家要離我愈遠愈好
As possible right now--trust me. - Why? ——信我。 - 點解？
- Because I'm marked for death. - 因為我注定要死。
[door slams] [門關上]
- 76 and still dropping. - 76度仲喺度跌。
If we don't get his body temperature up, 如果我哋唔提高佢體溫，
This man is gonna be dead in an hour. 呢個人一個鐘內會死。
I'm gonna talk to the doctor about putting him on bypass. 我去同醫生講幫佢做體外循環。
The doctor's on his way back to the-- 醫生返緊去——
Good. It stopped dropping. Maybe he's stabilizing. 好。停咗跌。可能佢穩定緊。
- It's not gonna last. - 唔會持久㗎。
- Where did those glasses come from? - 副眼鏡邊度嚟㗎？
- Alfred butz, inventor of the thermostat. - Alfred Butz，恆溫器嘅發明者。
Huh? 吓？
Uh...Great uncle alfie's glasses. 呃...Alfie叔公嘅眼鏡。
Same prescription, oddly. 奇怪地，度數一樣。
I'm gonna go check on the two kids 我去睇吓嗰兩個
Who were attacked in the woods. 喺樹林被襲擊嘅細路。
- Oh, well, those two were patched up - 噢，咁，嗰兩個包紮好
And discharged hours ago. 幾個鐘前出院咗。
- They were bitten... And they're fine. - 佢哋被咬...而佢哋冇事。
That means something else caused-- 即係有其他嘢導致——
[loud crash] [大聲撞擊]
- Hey, stop him! - 喂，攔住佢！
[indistinct shouting] [模糊叫喊聲]
Help me out here. Kid ate through the restraints. 幫手。個細路咬爛咗綁帶。
Aah! 呀！
- [shouting] - [叫喊]
[elevator bell dings] [電梯鈴聲響]
- Why do they crank the a.C. In here? - 點解佢哋要開咁大冷氣？
- Really? 'cause I'm sweating my-- - 真係？因為我成身汗——
- Aah! - That was moose. - 呀！ - 係隻麋鹿。
- Stop him! - 攔住佢！
- Everybody out! Get out, now! - 所有人出去！出去，而家！
Let's go! Get out of there! Get out! Come on! 走啦！離開嗰度！出去！嚟啦！
Take the shot, mykes. 開槍，Mykes。
Mykes, take the shot! Mykes，開槍！
Where'd you go? 你去咗邊？
- I-I don't know. - 我——我唔知。
- So...Hungry. - 好...肚餓。
- Oh, man, don't make me do this. - 噢，老友，唔好逼我咁做。
Don't come any closer. 唔好再行近。
Just stop right there. 停喺嗰度。
Don't-- don't come any closer. 唔好——唔好再行近。
I will shoot you! 我會開槍射你！
Is he...? - Hypothermia, starvation. 佢係咪...？ - 低溫症，飢餓。
- So what, I'm gonna freeze to death? - 咁點，我會凍死？
- You feeling cold? - No, but I've been bitten. - 你覺得凍？ - 唔係，但我被咬咗。
- There's nothing wrong with you. - 你冇事㗎。
Whatever this artifact is, 無論件古物係咩，
Its effects are not spread by biting. 佢嘅效果唔會透過咬人傳播。
- [sighs] thank god. [嘆氣] 好彩咋。
You hear that, mykes? 聽到冇呀，Mykes？
- I'm so cold. - 我好凍呀。
- I don't want to be one of the undead. - 我唔想變成喪屍。
And I don't want you... 同埋我唔想你...
Putting me down. 殺咗我。
- Look, we are gonna find this thing, Myka. - 聽住，我哋一定會搵到呢件嘢，Myka。
You're gonna be okay. 你會冇事㗎。
I promise. 我保證。
- Okay. - 好。
- She must have come in contact with the artifact. - 佢一定掂過件神器。
- Yeah, but where-- - 係，但係邊度——
The woods, kevin's place, the frat house? 樹林、Kevin屋企、定係兄弟會間屋？
- What do we know? Stage one--sever chills. - 我哋知啲咩？第一階段——勁 chill。
Stage two-- intense hunger. 第二階段——勁肚餓。
Stage three-- hypothermia, malnutrition. 第三階段——低溫症、營養不良。
- Stage four--death. - 第四階段——死。
I mean, come on, Artie, 喂，唔該啦，Artie，
You have to have some idea what we're dealing with here. 你點都有啲頭緒我哋搞緊啲咩掛。
Everyone that's been impacted by this artifact 所有掂過件神器嘅人
Is either too far gone to talk or dead. 一係就太遲冇得傾，一係就死咗。
- Not everyone. - 唔係個個都係。
[monitor beeping] [監測器響]
[door opens] [門開]
Hey. 喂。
You know, danny, 你知唔知呀，Danny，
My dad was once really sick, too, 我老豆以前都病得好重，
And I spent the whole time at the hospital 我成日喺醫院陪佢，
Just wishing that there was something I could do to help. 淨係希望有啲嘢我可以幫到手。
Bet you know how that feels. Yeah. 我估你明嗰種感覺。係呀。
But you can help, and not just your dad. 但係你真係幫到手，唔止係你老豆。
There are other people in trouble, too. 仲有其他人都有麻煩。
- Do you want to give her the magic glasses? - 你想唔想俾副神奇眼鏡佢？
- No, danny, I'll be fine. - 唔使啦，Danny，我冇事㗎。
Thank you, though. 不過多謝你。
- Okay, how can I help? - 好，咁我可以點幫手？
- Did your dad come in contact - 你老豆最近有冇掂過
With any strange things lately? 啲奇怪嘢？
Any weird--weird-- nothing. 有冇古怪——古怪——冇。
Do you remember when he first started feeling cold? 你記唔記得佢幾時開始覺得凍？
- Last night after dinner. - What'd he eat for dinner? - 尋晚食完飯之後。 - 佢晚餐食咗咩？
- He wanted to try the new burger place, - 佢想試吓新嗰間漢堡包店，
But the line was too long, 但係條龍太長，
So we just stopped at a food truck on the way home. 所以我哋就喺返屋企途中停咗喺一架美食車。
- Tacos? Tacos, danny? - 墨西哥卷？墨西哥卷，Danny？
Tacos from here, danny? 呢度嘅墨西哥卷，Danny？
- Yeah, manny's. He's nice. - 係呀，Manny嗰檔。佢好好人㗎。
- Artie, something on that truck is altering the food. - Artie，嗰架車有啲嘢搞到啲食物變咗。
Kevin and moose both ate there. Kevin同Moose都喺嗰度食過。
- Myka, what did you eat? - Myka，你食咗咩？
- Off the truck? Who am I, Pete? - 喺架車度食？你當我係Pete呀？
- Okay, fine. But still, that truck must be the nexus, - 好，算啦。但係嗰架車一定係源頭，
And the artifact's got to be there. 件神器一定喺嗰度。
We got to find the truck. - I'm on it. 我哋要搵到架車。 - 我嚟搞。
I just started following manny's on twitter today. 我今日先開始追蹤Manny嘅Twitter咋。
See, sometimes being obsessed with food 睇吓，有時沉迷食物
And social networking is a good thing. 同社交媒體都係好事嚟㗎。
- Pete. - Okay. His last tweet was - Pete。 - 好。佢最後一個帖文係
From a construction site nearby. - Let's go. 喺附近一個地盤。 - 出發。
- Wait, wait, wait. Myka. Myka... - 等陣，等陣，等陣。Myka。Myka...
Don't you think you should stay here? 你唔覺得你應該留喺度咩？
I'm not gonna stay here waiting to turn, okay? 我唔會留喺度等死㗎，好冇？
I-I want to be there when we find it. 我...我想喺搵到件嘢嘅時候在場。
I'm gonna drive. It'll--it'll keep me focused. 我嚟揸車。咁會...咁會令我專注啲。
Any excuse to drive. 又搵藉口揸車。
- All right, just go. - 好啦，去啦。
- So... - 咁...
Was your dad okay? 你老豆冇事呀嘛？
- Oh, he was fine. - 哦，佢冇事。
No, no, he... [chuckles] 唔係，唔係，佢... [笑]
Everything turned out just fine. 最後乜事都冇。
He's still a pain in the butt. 佢仲係咁煩。
- All right, mister all-seeing, all-knowing, - 好啦，乜都睇到晒嘅先生，
I'm sorry I doubted you. You obviously know what's what. 我唔應該質疑你。你梗係知咩事。
Otherwise, you wouldn't be here, right? 如果唔係，你點會喺度，啱唔啱？
So I got to know, am I really gonna die tonight? 所以我想知，我今晚係咪真係會死？
[circus music plays] [馬戲團音樂響起]
Okay. Obviously I didn't enunciate. 好。明顯我講得唔清楚。
Am I going to die tonight? 我今晚會唔會死？
[circus music plays] [馬戲團音樂響起]
Okay. It's on. 好。嚟真嘅。
It's bath time. 沖涼時間。
Ooh, slippery, isn't it? 嘩，好滑，係咪？
Yeah, get you some. 係，俾你試吓。
Oh-ho-ho! 噢呵呵！
In your face, grim reaper! 食屎啦，死神！
adieu. 再見。
What a day. 真係一日。
Oh, come on. 喂，唔係掛。
Whoa. Water's not supposed to do that. 嘩。水唔應該係咁㗎。
Somebody? 有冇人？
Leena? Leena？
Somebody? Anybody! 有冇人？喂！
Help me! 救命呀！
Help! 救命！
- Thank god he's still here. - 好彩佢仲喺度。
- Yep. - 係。
[british accent] I'm gonna crank this baby up to 11... [英國口音] 我要將呢架嘢開到最大...
[chuckles] [笑]
Just in case we-- 以防我哋——
- [shivering] I'm so cold. - Myka... - [發抖] 我好凍。 - Myka...
- And I'm hungry. - 同埋我好肚餓。
I need to eat. 我要食嘢。
- Aah! Oh, it's happening to you. - 啊！哦，你都中招。
- Aah! - 啊！
- Myka, snap out of it. Myka! - Myka，醒吓。Myka！
You all ate mexican? 你哋全部都食咗墨西哥嘢？
It's Pete. Myka! 係Pete。Myka！
- Okay. All right. Okay. - 好。得啦。好。
- Aah! - 啊！
- Myka, don't hate me for this, but... - Myka，唔好嬲我，但係...
Keys-- no keys. 鎖匙——冇鎖匙。
[computer whirring] [電腦運轉聲]
- What the...? - 搞咩...？
Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 天啊。天啊。
- [gasping] - [喘氣]
- Okay, breathe. Breathe slowly, Claudia. - 好，抖吓氣。慢慢抖氣，Claudia。
Breathe. It's okay. 抖氣。冇事㗎。
- No, it's not, okay? - 唔係冇事，好冇？
Everything is not okay. 所有嘢都唔妥。
Some psycho has the Warehouse in his sights. 有個黐線佬盯住咗倉庫。
My best friend wants nothing to do with me. 我最好嘅朋友唔想理我。
And now the sultan of suckwad over there 而家嗰個死蠢蘇丹
Is trying to kill me. 仲想殺咗我。
Oh, yeah, it's all rainbows and unicorns. 哦，係，真係乜都好好。
And on top of that, why am I dry? 仲有，點解我係乾嘅？
- It's an artifact, Claudia. - 係件神器嚟㗎，Claudia。
Watch. 睇住。
Sallah, what will I have for dinner? Sallah，我晚餐食咩好？
[circus music plays] [馬戲團音樂響起]
- "that blemish is probably cancer." - 「粒瘡好大機會係癌症。」
What the hell kind of fortune is that? 呢啲咩鳩運程嚟㗎？
- Sallah's not a fortune-teller. - Sallah唔係算命佬。
He's more of a hypnotist. 佢似係催眠師多啲。
He instills an overwhelming feeling of dread 佢會令到
Into anyone who activates him. 激活佢嘅人充滿恐懼。
- Okay, so how do I beat him, then? - 好，咁我要點打低佢？
- You have to actively ignore him. - 你要主動無視佢。
- Like I do with Artie? - 好似我對Artie咁？
- [chuckles] yep. - [笑] 係。
- So I'm not gonna die? - 咁我唔會死？
- Not on sallah's timetable anyway. - 至少唔會因為Sallah而死。
- [scoffs] [Farnsworth buzzing] - [嗤笑] [Farnsworth響]
Yeah? 喂？
- Claudia, I need you to hack into the ithaca power grid! - Claudia，我要你入侵Ithaca嘅電網！
Do it now! I'm about to become dinner. 即刻做！我就快變成晚餐。
- O-okay, doing it. - 好...好，做緊。
Nope. 唔得。
Okay, I'm in. Now what? 好，入到去。跟住點？
- All right, they're sensitive to light. - 好，佢哋對光好敏感。
Can you--can you make it bright out here? 你可唔可以...可唔可以整光啲呢度？
Say no more. Here comes the sun. 唔使講。太陽嚟啦。
- [growling] - [低吼]
- [pounding on window] manny, you open this door. - [拍窗] Manny，你開門。
- How do I know you're not one of them? - 我點知你唔係佢哋其中一個？
Damn, the circuits blew. 頂，啲電路燒咗。
[zombies snarling] [喪屍咆哮]
- Manny! - Manny！
Open the door, or they're gonna eat me alive! 開門，如果唔係佢哋會生吞咗我！
- What the hell is going on? What's wrong with those people? - 搞咩呀？呢班人做咩事？
- Something in this truck - 呢架車有啲嘢
Turned them into cannibals. 搞到佢哋變成食人族。
- So they spiked my tires because they want to eat me? - 所以佢哋拮爆我車呔係因為想食咗我？
- Where did you get this? - 你呢個邊度嚟㗎？
- Uh, I was hiking in utah. I saw it buried in the ground. - 呃，我喺Utah行山。見到佢俾人埋喺地下。
I thought it'd be a nice souvenir. 我諗住係個好嘅紀念品。
- Myka, put money in here. Did those workers tip you? - Myka，放錢入去。啲工人有冇俾貼士你？
- Yeah, I should've put it out sooner. - 有，我應該早啲放佢出嚟。
- This is it. This is the artifact. - 就係呢個。呢個就係神器。
Damn it, I don't have any static bags! 頂，我冇靜電袋！
- What the hell's a static bag? - 咩鳩係靜電袋？
- Oh, man, I'm not supposed to do this! - 哦，頂，我唔應該咁做㗎！
Cover your eyes! 遮住對眼！
[grunts] [用力聲]
Myka? Myka？
- Please tell me I didn't eat anyone. - 求吓你話俾我聽我冇食過人。
Okay. 好。
[Farnsworth buzzing] [Farnsworth響]
- I don't know what you two did, but nice work. - 我唔知你哋兩個做咗咩，但係做得好。
In the winter of 1846, a caravan of men, women, and children 1846年冬天，一隊由男人、女人同細路組成嘅車隊
Stranded in the sierra nevada mountains 被困喺Sierra Nevada山脈，
Were forced to resort to the most extreme measures 被迫要用最極端嘅方法
Just to survive. 先至可以生存落去。
Somehow, the horrific ordeals of the donner party 唔知點解，Donner黨嘅恐怖經歷
Imbued an ordinary jar with the power to make others 令到一個普通嘅罌有咗力量，令到其他人
Experience what they were suffering. 體驗到佢哋所受嘅苦。
- And putting money in the jar triggered it. - 而放錢入去就觸發咗佢。
But why? - Well, interesting sidebar-- 但係點解？ - 嗯，有趣嘅背景資料——
The jar was one of several 呢個罌係其中一個
The survivors used to bury their money. 生還者用嚟埋錢嘅罌。
Even in the grim shadow of death... 就算喺死亡嘅陰影下...
- They were putting a little something away for a rainy day. - 佢哋都仲會留啲錢以備不時之需。
[chuckles] [笑]
- Where's Pete? - Pete呢？
- Oh, he's waiting for us at the univille diner. - 哦，佢喺Univille餐廳等我哋。
It's all-you-can-eat pancakes. Breakfast is on him. 任食班戟。佢請食早餐。
- Fine, but he's leaving his own damn tip. - 好，但係佢自己俾貼士。
- [chuckles] - [笑]
- ♪ before - ♪ 喺
♪ before I begin to go ♪ 喺我開始走之前
♪
♪ give me one more ♪ 再俾多個
♪ kiss just so I know ♪ 吻我一下等我知
♪ so I don't unfold ♪ 咁我就唔會散開
♪ now ♪ 而家
♪
- I'll be right back. Thank you. - 我即刻返嚟。唔該晒。
[applause] [掌聲]
- So, for our opening number, - 咁開場表演呢，
I'm thinking either hole or the clash. 我諗緊 Hole 或者 The Clash。
- I thought you were marked for death. - 我以為你死硬㗎。
- Yeah, no more than anyone else, apparently. - 係，但睇嚟大家都差唔多。
[chuckles] [笑]
Listen, dwayne, this is the warning label 聽住，Dwayne，呢個係警告標籤
On Claudia Donovan, okay? 關於 Claudia Donovan，明唔明？
"stuff happens to me... 「我成日都有事發生...
A lot-- 好多--
Sometimes weird stuff, sometimes bad stuff, 有時係奇怪嘢，有時係衰嘢，
But it puts things in perspective. 但係會令你睇開啲。
I never know what fresh hell tomorrow's gonna bring. 我永遠唔知聽日會有咩新地獄。
So, if you still want me to join your band, 所以，如果你仲想我加入你嘅樂隊，
Um... 嗯...
Then let's rock. 咁就一齊搖滾啦。
- I'm gonna finish this set, all right? - 我唱埋呢首先，好唔好？
Just don't move. - Right here. 唔好郁。 - 喺呢度。
[giggles] [笑聲]
[indistinct chatter] [模糊對話]
Mm, hey. One more, hold the water. 喂，多一杯，唔該走水。
[cell phone vibrates] [手機震動]
[chuckles] [笑]
- Your card's been declined. - 你張卡過唔到數。
- Son of a... [chuckles] - 仆街... [笑]
They cut off my credit line, too. 佢哋連我信用額都 cut 咗。
- Whatever. Look, I'm gonna need you to settle your tab. - 算啦。喂，你要找返條數。
- Put it on mine. - 記我數啦。
And, uh, give me one of the same. 同埋，俾我同一杯。
- Oh, hey... - 喂...
Thanks, but I don't need-- 多謝，但我唔需要--
- Come on. I've been there, trust me. - 得啦。我都經歷過，信我。
We could all use a friend sometimes, right? 有時我哋都需要朋友幫手，係咪？
- All right, well... - 好啦，咁...
Thanks. - Anytime... 多謝。 - 隨時都得...
Steve. Steve。
- Have we met before? - 我哋之前見過？
- Almost. - 差唔多。
A couple weeks back, down in atlanta. 幾星期前，喺亞特蘭大。
- You're with stukowski. - 你同 Stukowski 一齊。
- She's not longer with us, unfortunately. - 佢唔再做嘞，可惜。
Bit of a wild card. 有啲難捉摸。
Sally liked you. - Yeah, well, I'm... Sally 鍾意你。 - 係囉，我...
- Agent Steve Jinks-- - Steve Jinks 探員--
Former a.T.F., former Warehouse 13, 前 ATF，前 Warehouse 13，
Now burned by Mrs. Frederic and the regents 而家俾 Frederic 夫人同理事會炒咗
Because you dared to have scruples. 因為你敢有原則。
No career, no prospects, no future... 冇事業、冇前途、冇將來...
- I know what they did. - 我知佢哋做咗啲咩。
Now who are you? What do you want? 你係邊個？你想點？
- Marcus diamond, and, uh, we want you, steve. - Marcus Diamond，我哋想要你，Steve。
- You people are murderers. - No, no, no. - 你哋係殺人犯。 - 唔係唔係唔係。
We defend ourselves. 我哋係自衛咋。
Besides, you saw what your former friends are capable of. 況且，你見過你啲前朋友做得出啲咩。
Come work with me. - And why would I work for you? 同我一齊做啦。 - 我點解要幫你做嘢？
- Besides not having to rely on the kindness of strangers - 除咗唔使靠陌生人嘅好心
To cover you bar tabs... 幫你找酒錢...
You're good. 你係叻嘅。
You should be working with the kind of people 你應該同嗰啲人一齊做
Who can appreciate a man of your talents. 識得欣賞你才能嘅人。
But... 但係...
Obviously, you are not interested. 好明顯你冇興趣。
Well, good luck, steve. 咁祝你好運啦，Steve。
- Marcus. - Marcus。